{"id":3246,"date":"2026-02-15T10:34:10","date_gmt":"2026-02-15T10:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/?p=3246"},"modified":"2026-02-15T10:34:10","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T10:34:10","slug":"patients-reveal-the-most-awkward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/?p=3246","title":{"rendered":"Patients Reveal the Most Awkward"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/heroeheart.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Screenshot_2026_02_14-26.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>He: \u201cHoney\u2026 I\u2019m not sure how to say this\u2026 But I accidentally\u2026 stuffed a garlic bulb up there.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: \u201cUp where, exactly?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He (mumbling): \u201cMy butt.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I blinked. \u201cYou what?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apparently, he\u2019d read online that garlic could \u201cboost testosterone and virility.\u201d He was too embarrassed to tell me, so he shoved it in rectally\u2014three cloves at a time\u2014for a week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor said it was the strongest smell he\u2019d ever encountered in 20 years of practice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We rode home in silence. I didn\u2019t say a word. I just opened all the car windows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That night, I bought him a bottle of vitamins and blocked his access to health blogs forever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"He: \u201cHoney\u2026 I\u2019m not sure how to say this\u2026 But I accidentally\u2026 stuffed a garlic bulb up there.\u201d Me: \u201cUp where, exactly?\u201d He \n<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/?p=3246\"> [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3247,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3248,"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3246\/revisions\/3248"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevery.biz.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}